heetstroke
getting a handjob after someone has applied icy hot or asorbine jr and didnt remember to wash thier hands afterwards
wife. ) honey whats wrong ? why is your p-n-s getting so red?
husband )ive got a case of. heetstroke here cause you didnt wash your hand ,did ya ?
when you m-st-rb-t- and forget to wash off the icy hot or muscle rub you just applied off your hands
wife) honey why is you p-n-s so red ? looks like heetstroke again
husband ) yea i forgot to wash my hands again after the icy hot i applied
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