hef roll


it’s called a hef roll, your old used up nut sack is flat, dry and shriveled , and stuck to your thigh like a fruit roll up. now think of the sound a fruit roll up makes as you rip it from the plastic.
girl, you gonna be in trouble, soon as i peel this hef roll off my leg.

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