heffer

a kid who claims to run but rarely ever does, and instead naps often. also is poor at statistics
hey heffer, did you go for a run today? no i took a nap instead!
a really fat b-tch, one comparable to a cow’s size
d-mn, u actually stuck ur p-n-s in that heffer?
1) a really conceited girl. a chick with a very nasty att-tude.

2) an overweight chick.
dat heffer better watch herself, or she’ll get jumped!

daamnnn, look at dat huge -ss heffer over there!
a girl that has a really bad att-tude; a derogatory term
that heffer has the worst att-tude, i can’t stand her!
either a fat person or a pregnant cow, whichever is nearest.
apparently, in the good old us of a, you’re never, on average, 0.39 metres away from a heffer.
1. a steer on rocko’s modern life
2. a very fat woman
“hi! i’m heffer!”
“whoa! look at the size of that heffer!”
street term for a half ounce of green.also known just as heff too.
john:hey man, you got a heffer free’d up?
james:let me look in the stockade,yeah got 2 left.
john:35 a heff right?
james:yup, you rollin’ thru?
john:of course, but you know that heffer won’t last all night…
1.a female that is sulky and b-tches about everything all the time. heffers tend to blame and insult others. these heffers are commonly overweight. heffers can become extremely difficult over a period of time.
2. a female cow
3. a pregnant female trying to hide it by saying she’s fat.
“wow she is such a heffer! she never stops telling me what im doing wrong, that fat heffer!”
“farmer joe just bought a heffer for only $300!”
“her stomach is looking big lately..she says she is just gaining weight but i think she is really a heffer.”