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Hefty Riot

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• heitz

  1. as close to perfect as humanly possible 2. pure 3. home, a haven “he’s the best person i know.” “is he a heitz?”

• iron rod

  normally merely a rod made of iron, but sometimes used as a pseudonym for a p-n-s, especially to cause great hilarity amongst chat rooms. “jessica gripped sam’s mighty iron rod and beat down the evil foes with it.”

• Nokka

  the term white people use in the presence of black people instead of saying “n-gg-r” or “n-gg-” “what the f-ck are you looking at, nokka?”

• Nolezidis

  an incureable disease obtain through -n-l fornacation that makes you want to dance 24/7 and have a hungring for mexican food. friend: dude, why the f-ck are you dancing. other friend: i was doing -n-l last night and i think i have nolezidis now. hey, you got any casadias?

• Iron Range Shocker

  a s-xual act resulting in the electric shock and possible electocution caused by any combination of the following: malfunctioning electrical supply, punctured waterbed or drunk chicks from northern minnesota’s iron range. i got an “iron range shocker” when i turned on the lights to watch linda’s blow me on the leaky waterbed.

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