Hegamyer


the anglification of the german hagemeier, which stems from ‘hecke’ & ‘meier,’ or ‘hedge’ & ‘farmer.’

there is a large concentration of hegamyers in virginia & maryland, and spread across the eastern sh-r-s.
mr. hegamyer is a hedge-farmer… whatever that is.

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