heidnik
term for ground coffee.
named so for kidnapper and rapist gary heidnik, who “ground up” a black woman’s flesh and served it as food to his hostages.
barista: “what would you like to order, sir?”
customer: “i like my coffee like i like my women – black, strong, proud and ground up in my cellar. oh yeah, i’ll take it heidnik.”
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