Heiferpotamus


mystical cross between a heifer and a hippopotamus
tom: i was over at griffin’s the other day, and there were these two babes by the pool. the first was a unicorn, and the other one was a heiferpotamus.

greg: oh, really? i guess the heiferpotamus was the cow’s first child.

tom: it would have to be the first to be a heiferpotamus.

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