Helena, Alabama


a nondescript town in alabama. consists of sn-bby rednecks and people who think they’re smarter than they really are. the cops don’t do their job, the court system sucks, and there’s nothing to do there. the only big attraction is a man-made waterfall. ranked number three on the list of “biggest wastes of sp-ce in the u.s.”
susie: i wanna go swimmin’
fred: me too, but gobbler’s kn-b charges up the -ss.
susie: how ’bout we go swimmin’ in that thur creek?
fred: oh, ya mean the one with all the raw sewage? sounds

good to me.

-helena, alabama

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