a complete f-cktard who can’t resist from sucking big fat juicy d-ck. fugly, g-y, and chunky too, n-body likes a helenius.
look at that kid, he must be a helenius
- crab pineapple
some one who shat themselves while they did a sh-t on there pants while they f-cked there mum oh i did a crab pineapple
- man from bristol
a bored redneck from bristol, tn there once was a man from bristol, who thought his d-ck was a pistol. while loading his gun, he had too much fun, and the head blew off like a missile!
- fart brothers
when you and a friend fart at the same time and the smells combine dylan: did we just become fart brothers? ty: with our powers combined, we are fart brothers!
your main hoe’s bomb puss that’ll always be with you to stick your sausage in anytime. your cyree ready for the key? put it in you f-cking daddy.
- kate hendren
the most amazing, kind and beautiful girl you have ever seen. all the boys droll after her. however she is already married to cole sprouse kate hendren is the most beautiful girl ever