Helfie
occurs when an individual attempts to take a picture of themselves (commonly known as a “selfie”) to show what a f-cked-up, h-llish day and/or life they are having.
“come on down, dad! hurry! ‘dancing with the stars’ has just started!”
“be right down, princess! i’m taking a helfie!”
“honey, can you clean up the baby’s vomit? i’m doing my nails.”
“sure thing, dear! right after i shoot a helfie!”
occurs when an individual attempts to take a picture of themself (commonly know as a “selfie”) whilst the camera is held at a height that is almost vertically above the individual.
“a selfie with height”
she must’ve taken a helfie to be able to capture her full body in the picture!
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