Helicopter Kiss


two people producing puckering sounds with their lips (similar to the blades of a helicopter) as they move closer together with increased puckering speed until — smooch! the helicopters collide!
brad: muah …… muah
angelina: muah …… muah
brad: muah … muah
angelina: muah … muah
brad: muah, muah
angelina: muah, muah
brangelina: smooch! great helicopter kiss!
observers: puke!

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