helim
a big f-git bagel maker whos a cheap f-ck & never has enough sk-nks working for him. he loves to get head from little midget men and loves to have t-ts rubbed on his face by women who weigh over 8798798 lbs. a man who has a small p-n-s that still wrapped in the original hot dog holder. a man with an ugly fat wife with a big -ss. a man with two kids who smell like mexican feet. a man who likes to stuff olive juice in his b-tthole n lets his wife eat it out. discusting human being. a fail to men everywhere. a fail to man kind.
ew…dont be a helim and marry a fat chick.
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