helium balloon
when a man inserts his flacid p-n-s into a woman and then becomes erect inside of her.
for effect, the man may tug his scr-t-m as if he is releasing helium into his d-ck.
jill: why did you stick your floppy d-ck in me?
jack: wait for it.
jill: oh my!
jack: that’s my helium balloon, baby.
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