hell kindling


when saying someone is going to burn in h-ll just isn’t strong enough, go with h-ll kindling. this would be the sort of individual that the rest of h-ll’s residents would rather not be -ssociated with, the sort that burns even easier than the others. when they show up, the rest of the d-mned would be like “d-mn! did it just get hotter in here?” what gets the h-llfires started quicker than anything else? h-ll kindling.
“that bernie madoff is just the sort of h-ll kindling that will stave off a cold day in h-ll.”

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