hell mary
a situation in which you’ve done everything up to and including praying to god and everything is still going to sh-t (or begins getting worse).
friend 1: how you doing?
friend 2: ugh. total h-ll mary, dude. i got a new job, told her i was willing to do couples therapy, everything. she still left me.
friend 1: d-mn, dude…wanna go drinking?
friend 2: f-ck yeah.
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