hello, 911?


when a friend talks about something illegal or just plain wrong you pick up your cell phone and pretend to call 911 by saying “h-llo, 911?”

this is be used comically and not with any seriousness
friend 1: -covers fries in ketchup
friend 2: “h-llo, 911?”

friend 1: “hey wanna go smoke up after work?”
friend 2: “h-llo, 911?

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