hello kiddy
a guy who ignores a girl’s texts and instead replies “hi” two days later as if nothing happened.
(text messages)
a: where do you wanna meet up later?
b: (two days later)
hi!!!!!!!!
a: omg, stop being a h-llo kiddy!!
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