helm of disintegration


a magical warcraft item that only exists on family guy. also, cannot be used by paladins. apparently incredibly erotic.
lois: i’m a naughty school girl, and i need to be punished!
peter: i’m a level eighty paladin… something something something helm of disintegration.
lois: paladins can’t wield the helm of disintegration!

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