Helmarization


to embellish a simple sentence or phrase to the point where it requires a thesaurus and dictionary to decipher.
perpetrator: “i floated a query to engaged the necessary resources which could ostensibly handle the current issue presented to me as such.”

victim: “you asked for help with your problem?”

perpetrator: “yes.”

victim: “wow, nice helmarization!”

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