helmet hang


helmet hang is when the male genitalia is displayed and is considered unsightly and grotesque. a guy with to much helmet hang will find it almost impossible to get laid.
girl 1:- what’s that new guy like that your dating?

girl 2:- he’s cute but he has really bad helmet hang!

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