illuminati cock



the most terrorizing d-ck, with powers unknown to any man other than he who possesses this legendary p-n-s. with pubic hair shaped in the triangle of the illuminati it can summon any companion d-ck to its aid in order to terrorize anyone who dares to cross it. all hail illuminati c-ck.
liam, he who possess an illuminati c-ck, summoned three others to his side in order to demolish a ginger.

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