helmet head
a hair doo made after wearing a helmet. similar to bed head but usually messier.
you see that bikers hair style, it’s genuwine helmet head.
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a helmet head is the pink tip of a males d-ck, which is shaped like a little pink helmet for the p-n-s.
guy: dude! my helmet head hurts so much! i banged that chick wayyyy too hard last night!
a s-xy fat voluptuous young woman who has a helmet for a head who are intellectually far superior than most geeks and have the ability to attract any dweeb towards them.
i heard he is in love with this chick from his math tutorials , but dude she is a total helmet head.
a hair cut that forms a perfect “helmet” shape around the head itself. many times this can be accomplished by a horrible haircut and lack of caring in the morning tossed with a side of being a b-n-r. this non-trendy look is usually seen on people with the name “mike”.
“man, mike walked in this morning with some crazy helmet head! die it pink and he’d look like a p-n-s!!”
the feeling and/or sensation of wearing an invisible helmet while being high.
‘do you have a helmet-head yet?.’
some who lacks knowledge in the most obvious things.
“i thought that b-tterface mean that her face looked like b-tter”
geez, you’re such a helmethead.
a person who is r-t-rded
another form of the word is helmet or helmets plural!
my friends are such helmetheads.
you guys are being such helmets.
dannanananananabatman’s a helmet!
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