Helmet Nazi


person or group who neurotically harr-sses you to wear a helmet on your bike, even though riding in a car, carrying laundry down stairs, or just walking across a street statistically causes more serious or fatal head injuries every year.
g-d, that helmet n-z- kathy was practically foaming at the mouth when i told her i didn’t need headgear!

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