helmeted


to get so drunk that the only course of action is to strap the victim into a helmet so that he or she does not hurt themselves. like, say if they had to go home on their own or they are constantly b-mping into things.

knee/elbow pads optional.
“f-ckin h-ll tina’s sooooo drunk”
“i better go up to my room and get the gear… she’s helmeted”
synonymous with tramped.

drunk.
“are we gonner get helmeted tonight?”
“yeah!!!!!!!”

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