Helmsdale
village called helmsdale in the north of scotland; inhabited by many people including: raff master of ceremonies, the lizard, the nan and jimmy d.
also known for its famous petrol station and world renowned parties.
typical helmsdale petrol station banter;
raffin-“hiya!”
customer-“orly?”
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