spooge that hits and hangs from your desk, after you’ve been masturbating at work.
co-worker 1: did you just see what she was wearing?
co-worker 2 (sitting at desk): h-ll yeah, now i have to check for izzo icicles under my desk.
an iaito is a practice sword used in the j-panese martial art, iaido. being very closely related to a shinken (true-sword) it has a proper tsuka, kosherea, saya and tsuba etc. the only real difference (appart from quality in most cases.) is that an iaito doesn’t have a sharp blade. the blade is usually made […]
sallybox is derived from two words used by the mckinney fifteen during their infamous stand-off with the zapistas during the late 19th centruy. due to the lush garden growing within the confines of the wilson creek fort, the main meal of the rebels during the 37-day stand-off was vegetation. using b-st-rdized spanish, many of the […]
someone who purposely takes out their iphone just so they grab someones attention and brag about their iphone richie: -takes out iphone and startes playing with- una: “omg is that an iphone?? let me see!” carl: “man, richie, your such an ibrag”
a really cool girl. she is nerdy and interesting. loves books, and is a great friend. sometimes she doesn’t have much self esteem or confidence, but she is actually very pretty. she likes to write books and is really quite good at it. “have you takled to mercadees lately?” “yeah, she’s writing a really cool […]
easily annoyed or angered. cranky or grumpy. cross, bad-tempered. sarah good was called to testify. the irritable beggar rarely went to church and often muttered under her breath when she was denied food or shelter; she was an easy target for accusations of witchcraft.