a thatch of hair cascading out the back of an athlete’s helmet, such that the helmet itself seems to have sprouted a mullet.
sure, the dolphins’ one-and-only “rasta running back” ricky williams may lack dedication on the football field. but when it comes to cultivating a first-rate helmullet, he was nearly peerless in his heyday.

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