Helmwang


when the p-n-s is in the semi-hard form, looking remarkably like a large conker on the end of a piece of string, and whilst walking or running the bell end swings and bounces between the thighs, particularly common for men who wear boxer shorts.
noun – helmw-ng
verb – helmw-nging
i was running away from the library, having been caught quumfing, and i had a nasty case of helmw-ng which left me breathless!

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