Help! Help! I’m being repressed!


the rallying cry of h-m-s-xuals and atheists who think that someone’s freedom of speech is suppression, repression, oppression or persecution. they normally make a big deal out of nothing and seek to take away rights from other people. despite claiming to be for tolerance they are quick to stereotype religious people (the one group that they equally hate) and say hateful things towards them.
example #1

regular guy to his friend: “tom is such a f-ggot. he cheated on his girl.”

gay guy walking by: “omg! you just said f-ggot!!! omg!! help! help! i’m being repressed!!”

example #2

christian to guy who just sneezed: “g-d bless you.”

guy who sneezed who is an atheist: “help! help! i’m being repressed!”

example #3

-church looms over the city in the distance…-

-atheist spots the church spire in the distance and starts screaming in agony and falls to the floor in pain-

“help! help! i’m being repressed!!!”

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