help vampire


a term used most frequently by chat room programmers for blood suckers who aren’t interested in the functions or inner workings of a solution but rather the end result. they normally mask themselves in chat rooms pretending to ask for “help.”
helpmeplzzzz: hai guyz, can u make me a dropdwn script? idk javascript and i dont like teh 1s online!!!!!
expertjsprogrammer: @helpmeplzzzz stop being a help vampire and go learn javascript.

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