what i need
help me man im living in h-ll
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a mythical being that will magically appear and render -ssistance. no one knows what help looks like as no one has ever seen it. i think it isn’t fair to blame help for promises that other people make, and help can’t keep.
that cabinet looks to big and heavy to move by myself, don’t worry you’ll have help. i’m not qualified to do this job, don’t worry you’ll have help. i don’t have enough time for this project, don’t worry you’ll have help.
a song written by the beatles
help! i need somebody…
dude! you gotta help me. i’m trapped in my room and there’s some f-cking guy outside. he’s freaking the sh-t out of me. he’s got a gun and his name is biff.
i know this is f-cked up – just add this definition so the world can know.
help – add this as a definition you r-t-rd! save me from the guy!
-ssistance, the cavalry, mercenaries, hired guns, hired hands, work, helpedy help help, ayudame por favor, the beatles song, some friends.
there is a nasty hose b-tch who has been demanding s-xual favors of me since third grade. she is a f-ckin’ wierdo and i need help. a restraining order on her would be nice. yo tengo una problema con estos.
-ssistance available without question or reciprocation – only when it is not needed.
when i was moving no-one could f-cking help me… when i win in vegas, they all wanna help me with something. the b-st-rds.
1) a 1965 beatles film, starring the beatles, some foreign guys and a couple of scientists.
an eastern cult tries to make a sacrifice, only realizing that the sacrificial ring is gone.
of course, mr. starr is wearing it.
so some guys from this cult go after the fab four in attempt to retrieve the ring, which won’t come off of ringo’s finger.
some scientists find this rather interesting and now want the ring for themselves.
at the intermission, paul and george throw darts at the camera and john bobs ringo up and down like a yo-yo.
then the mop-tops keep on running, finding themselves in multiple well known areas until they end up at a beach.
when they finally catch ringo and are painting him the sacrificial red, the ring falls off.
2) a 1965 beatles alb-m, setlist consisting of:
the night before
you’ve got to hide your love away
i need you
you’re going to lose that girl
ticket to ride
it’s only love
you like me too much
tell me what you see
i’ve just seen a face
dizzy miss lizzy
3) 1965 beatles song, found on the alb-m help!
1) have you seen help!? the plot is totally jacked up, but it’s still hilarious.
2) not doing much, listening to help!
3) now playing: help!
a f-ll-t– experience from a trans-xual hooker that you have beaten and placed unconscious into your cab. thanks for the bloftus brah!
- Cum around the mountain
verb. a s-x act that usually involves a fat fetish. the (usually) female obese partic-p-nt sits on the ground naked or otherwise, while one or more male partic-p-nts proceed to manually stimulate themselves while walking in a circle around the person in the middle. they then proceed to c-m all over the obese partic-p-nt in […]
- Dead Letter Circus
dead letter circus are an australian rock quartet, formed in 2005. as of december 2009, they have released two ep’s, ‘dead letter circus – ep’ and ‘next in line – ep’. dlc receive medium rotation on popular alternative radio station triple j. festival junkie 1: hey, you’re going to the open arms festival next week, […]
- Dude I'm so high right now
said usually by first time smokers or smokers of a powerful strain dude i’m so high right now. mixing green crack with cat p-ss and blue widow creates awesome!
defininition 1: bangin b-tch with nice dsl’s! definition 2: swagger swagger swagger swagger swagger alert, this b-tch has too much swagger for her own good. definition 3: baddest ninja b-tch in town with a nice big -ss. this one hottie dacilyn.