helper monkey
a small monkey used to aid a disabled person. they are very well trained and perform such tasks as fetching food, turning lights on and off, and retrieving -ssorted small objects.
my helper monkey brought me the paper, breakfast, and my remote. it’s so nice not to have to rely on other people for help.
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