when your dad trys to run your life even though he is a billion years old and you are perfectly fine.
i’m trying to push you into doing something so you don’t live in my bas-m-nt forever, i guess that makes me helpfulevil.
- poon spittoon
while b-lls deep in s-xual interco-rs-, with a chew (tobacco) in your lip, one spits the tobacco juice into the action zone for added nicotine pleasure with a side of lube. “i totally gave some chick from the bar a good old poon spittoon last night!”
- moral peacocking
when a person is outraged on social media so that their friends will think they’re a good person. moral peac-cks are famous for spreading fake memes because they don’t actually read the news or care irl. if you really cared about the middle east, you’d -know- the american news already reported that attack. stop moral […]
- Da Kevin Addison
a f-ckboy that is socially awkward and has a tic tac d-ck you see that n-gg- over there ? yeah thats da kevin addison
- Hot cross bum
when during doggy-style s-x the guy pulls out and j-zzes over the girl/guy’s -rs- in the shape of a cross. hey, because it’s easter, how about we do a hot cross b-m?
- clear my browser history
clear my browser history means, as it sounds the act of clearing ones browser history usually with the motive of not wanting anyone to see what was on your computer e.x. p-rn. mom: honey can i use your computer u: sure one second u: (thinks to self) gotta clear my browser history n-body but me […]