helping a buddy out
this is when one straight guy gives another straight guy a handjob or bl-wj-b. this is not a gay act if the rules of the bro code are followed: 1) the recipient must not have the option of s-x with a female easily available, 2) the helper must be doing it as a favor to a friend and not receive any s-xual pleasure from performing the act, 3) the act must be reciprocated, although not necessarily contemporaneously, 4) the act must never be revealed to third parties, 5) no kissing, 6) no contact with the recipient’s -ss. this act is frequently done under the influence of alcohol or other mind altering substances. if the act does not involve simultaneous reciprocation, the helper should keep his pants on. see also brojob.
a: my girl is out of town and i’m h-rny as sh-t. how about helping a buddy out?
b: no problem, bro.
a: you want me to do you?
b: naa, i’ve got a date tonight. you can get me next time she’s on her period.
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