helpless executive syndrome


the condition in which an executive, usually male, is able to manage thousands of employees and millions of dollars but incapable of figuring out things like transferring a phone call or scheduling things on his own calendar
gordon wainworth, who suffers from helpless executive syndrome, was standing utterly mystified in front of the keurig machine, randomly pushing b-ttons and calling for his secretary to help him.

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