Helsinki syndrome
being bit of an idiot and getting your syndromes mixed up.
i finally understand what they mean by that, is it helsinki syndrome, when people are being kidnapped, when they’re released, miss their kidnappers.
a mental condition where the afflicted person is unable to distinguish between the countries of sweden and finland, despite the two being distinct from each other. this condition is usually a symptom of a lack of general geographic awareness.
this condition usually manifests itself when the sufferer attempts to convey the concept of stockholm syndrome to others.
from the news channel in die hard:
gail wallens: dr. h-sseldorf, what can we expect in the next few hours?
dr. h-sseldorf: well, gail, by this time the hostages should be going through the early stages of the helsinki syndrome.
harvey johnson: as in helsinki, sweden.
dr. h-sseldorf: finland.
from top gear:
richard hammond: i finally understand what they mean by that, is it helsinki syndrome, when people are being kidnapped, when they’re released, miss their kidnappers.
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