helvian
noun (s.)
1. a musical terrorist, killing hundreds a day through youtube and through jason playing his musical sh-tstorms.
adjective
1. any music masterfully formulated by helvian.
2. a piece of music that has been torn apart, mutilated, and/or peppered with bullsh-t to cause m-ssive pain to innocents watching youtube and guitar hero streamers alike.
1. “did you watch jason play that helvian song, africa? i nearly f-cking died watching that ending!”
2. “that f-cking helvian’s done it again with that stupid f-cking justin bieber song!”
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