hem
to be caught up in and cant get loose
she had me all hemmed up in that stank house with aunt roberta.
to inflict injury on another individual.
that kid was talking so much i had to hem him up.
when a guy is pms-ing. when he is acting like a b-tch.
frank: shut up perry you don’t know sh-t!
perry: dude chill-out, you’re he-m.s-ing!
a shortened version of “ahem”.
nice, jimmy rollins is, hem, up… the phillies are, hem, sure to tie the game.
hard earned money. used in replacement of dollars.
i got ’bout 30 hems left.
the male version of pms. when a male is being really b-tchy and/or having mood swings.
carl: hey steve, how was your day today
steve: f-cking bullsh-t, my boss made me fax 20 sheets and i spilled coffee on my new italian shoes. also, my co-workers are so d-mn chirpy and so annoying and the computer was being a b-tch and i’m sick of all this recession sh-t and (continues b-tching and moaning)
carl: you got a real case of he-ms going, don’t you?
steve: f-ck you
1] the male equivalent of pms
2] a state of irritability, moodiness, and occasional bloating that occurs only in men
“man, what’s up with brad? he’s wearing sweatpants and glaring at everyone.”
“oh yea he’s just he-msing, he couldn’t zip up his jeans and has been cranky all week.”
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