hematomania is a term referring to anyone who has a blood fetish. a hematomaniac gets s-xual gratification by playing with human blood or eating human flesh.
becky: “why do you have all those cuts and bite marks all over you sally?”
sally: “my boyfriend jimmy has hematomania, last night we were having s-x and he went a little wild with the razor blades.”
becky: “oh my god!! you mean he has a blood fetish? thats sick!”
sally: -smiles- “trust me becky, it was so worth it!”
sprawled on couch snoring loudly i was so tired last night i pulled a laroo. fat wh-r-; undouched c-nt ugh! you look so laroo!
when an experienced -n-l s-x taker has an -sshole that can fit a louisville slugger in it and looks like you will fall into an abiss. -in essence its a stretched b-tthole that is no longer tight. i watched a p-rno and the girls -sshole was an -ssbiss, it was no longer tight. i wanted […]
- Larry Shipper
larry shippers are the most amazing people to walk the planet. the ship the best romance ever ((larry stylinson)and it is a romance because do best friends f-ck? i thought not) larry shippers are hated on by some of the directioner fandom but most of the fandom thinks that larry shippers are da bomb (mainly […]
- laser fucked
to get repeatedly pointed at by your coaches laser pointer during an after game film session. the coach yells during this occurence making the f-cking more intense. dude, i did so bad that game, im gonna get laser f-cked on monday.
1.) -ssplay, usually in a gay male way (i.e. trekboi & hexcor). can involve fingers, fists, and/or gl-ss d-ld-s donated by cameron’s girlfriend. 2.) a way0ter’s screenname. 1.) f-cking moron! you need a good -sshooking. 2.) a(s)shook a dispicable act using a hanger. i gave that b-tch an -sshock when she fell asleep i cant […]