Hemijaw
a hemijaw is a person (usually a female and a drama queen) who thinks of themselves 2 or more of the following:
1. everyone likes me.
2. my sh-t is the most important thing in the world.
3. i don’t hang with those r-t-rded geeks. they’re like sooooo nasty.
4. is the earth still flat?
5. look at me! i have big t-tties!
also to qualify as a hemijaw the person in question must have a normal speech rate of ohmyf-ckinggodwhattheh-llisshesaying?
kayla bryant is a f-cking attention wh-r- hemijaw.
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