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• Ham Face

  1. girl whose face looks like she really really really wants some ham in any shape or form, preferably liquified to save chewing time. 2. girl whose face looks like it has been rubbed with a soggy piece of ham. danny: man did you see her face? looks like she wants a bucket of ham. […]

• Hannibal Hand Job

  when a fat older woman rubs paprika on the genitals of a miserable old queen of a man. often followed by demolishing his house with food from the refridgerator and/or causing a domestic dispute. named for the small town that pioneered the practice, hannibal, ny. billy got hauled off to jail after his ex gave […]

• Happy fluid

  basicaly c-m (the fluid that comes out when the p-n-s or v-g-n- gets stimulated which can be as a result of an -rg-sm) after watching p-rn and masturbating the boy got an -rg-sm and let out some happy fluid. boy “oh yeah baby oh i am letting out some happy fluid”

• Hardcastle

  the act of -j-c-l-t-ng on a person who is either sleeping or unconscious. as retribution for making him feel awkward earlier at the beach, joel hardcastled samantha as she slept on the couch. when it looks like something really good is about to happen and then it doesn’t. that’s a hardcastle it looked like the […]

• Hard Labour

  working for a short amount of time, doing no work, and getting payed alot for it. hard labour if you get paid £30 and hour to work 2 hours a day at a bean bag factory, and all you do is bounce around on bean bags

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