hemorrhoid heart
when you’re having -n-l s-x and popping a hemorrhoid of the receiver–this leads a bl–dy imprint shaped like a heart on the giver.
frank was b-tt-f-cking harry up his -n-s when frank popped harry’s huge hemorrhoid, leaving behind a hemorrhoid heart on frank’s love-sack and sp-ce shuttle.
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