Internet Diagnosing
the act of searching medical websites to match real or imagined symptoms in oneself or ones friends and family. this automatically makes the searcher a medical expert and this person is usually known for their hypochondriac tendencies and uncanny abilities to drive you nuts.
woman a: (cough) “i’m not feeling so hot.”
woman b: “do you have shortness of breath and a fever?”
woman a: “mayyyybe…. i feel a little warm…”
woman b: “let me do some internet diagnosing on webmd….oh my god!! you have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis! we’ve gotta get you to the emergency room!”
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