hemorrhoid stew
when the cook has a serious hemorrhoid issue and continuosly alternates between scratching their bung and preparing food.
timmy: “mom! are you going to wash your hands after scratching your b-tt?”
mom: “washing will ruin my hemorrhoid stew receipe dear.”
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