Hemorrhoid
1) noun: a swollen varicose vein in or around the -n-s, r-ct-m or sigmoid colon;
2) adjective: a person who’s both useless, and a major pain in the -ss, in the most obnoxious of ways. they fall beneath the level of “-sshole,” because an -sshole has some function, at least. a hemorrhoid just gets in the way of your life and causes pain for no reason.
1) i can’t sit at all due to this golf-ball of a hemorrhoid in my -ss.
2) jeff is just a total hemorrhoid, that useless sh-tsack of a d-ckweed.
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an irate little man that pops out of your b-tthole and screams at you to stop grunting and wiping your -ss so hard. he also punishes you for eating mcdonalds everyday and drinking a case of beer every night.
but since most people get them it’s probably just from having an enormous network of pulsating veins at the end of your p–pshoot.
aiiiiieee !!! the little man is back. he screamed at me for sneezing while i was taking a dump.
bleeding from the -sshole.
my hemorrhoids are stinging and have stained my jocks.
slang for someone who is tailgating you in a very annoying fashion.
man! i wish that hemorrhoid would get off my -ss and go around me!
80% of the us population is likely to experience hemorrhoids at some point in their lives. it’s pretty d-mn painful.
an itching of the b-m or painful m-ss of diolated veins in swollen b-tthole tissue. blood or mucus is most likely discharged
that fatty fatty boom batty over there has hemorrhoids and is bleeding out of his -n-s and he wants you to touch it!!
n; a very annoying person.
those people were such hemorrhoids.
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