hemphill
an urban cowboy that claims he is from the country but isn’t.
hempill loves to ride mechanical bull because he is too afraid of the real thing.
a tubby lard. who’s a hump-a-hill.
hemphill likes to hump hills
ha. get it?
an urban cowboy who claims he is from the country but isn’t.
hempill loves to ride mechanical bull because he is too afraid of the real thing.
a fat peice of sh-t unable to do any exercise what so ever and thinks they are a cowboy from the country even though they are from the city.
robert is a hemphill from littleton, co– suburb of denver.
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