Henching
verb, the act of doing -ssorted tasks whilst dressed in a uniform similar to ones peers, usually in the service of an egomaniacal villain
see henchman, henchmen, henchwoman
most people think of henching as just turning dials or arbitrarily carrying wrenches, but some of us actually get to carry weapons!
to pump iron for a long period of time. the hencher typically displaying an i -heart- mom tattoo on the bicep.
communal henching is illegal in china but encouraged in mexico.
warning: henching causes henchness
“yesterday i was henching constantly for 4 hours, i feel so hench.”
“i went down 3 bra sizes by overhenching.”
working out to get hench
it’s time to go henching
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