Henry Rowengartner
a fictional but legendary closer for the
cubs. who learned to pitch from gary busey after that he struck out barry bonds before the steroid algations.
he is also a term for a player every terrible team needs
“d-mn man the washington nationals need some relievers”
” i know i think we need henry rowengartner or chet steadman”
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