hepatothlon
i believe i have invented this word, and here is my mark 🙂
i googled the word today (24th feb, 2010) and got this:
“results for: hepatothlon
your search – hepatothlon – did not match any doc-ments.”
an extended drinking session.
first coined in december 2009 as a way of avoiding a burns’ night supper at the chester caledonian society. for those who have ever been to a burns’ ‘supper’, you will know just how well lubricated it is, and that it can take it’s toll on your liver!
in fact, surviving a burns night requires endurance and a liver function of athletic standards, hence the conjunction of two words…
‘hepato’ and ‘thlon’
medical terms related to the liver often start in hepato- or hepatic from the greek word for liver, hēpar (ήπαρ).
the ‘-thlon’ part is also of greek origin (αθλος athlos (contest)).
not to be confused with ‘heptathlon’ which is about as far apart on the fitness stakes from a hepatothlon as possible.
awae wi’ ye, alexandurrrr..tha’s too much of a hepatothlon fair me, ye noo? (with apologies)
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