Hephty


the state of ones p-n-s after s-x when it is abnormally heavier than usual even though it is no longer erect.
man #1: yo, why is your d-ck so heavy?
man #2: because i gotta hephty.
man #1: oh, no wonder.

woman #1: jimmy’s hephty lasted for an hour last night.
woman #2: what’s a hephty?
woman #1: oh, that’s what you call a d-ck for the period when it’s abnormally heavy after s-x.
woman #2: oh, ok.

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